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#1 03-11-09 8:14 pm

bob_2
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The Gospel of the Flying Speghetti Monster

Neal told me he gave this book to his kid to adopt as her gospel. Did he read it before giving it to her??? <BR> <BR>Relative to Gravity, the book says:  <BR> <BR><blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1><b>quote:</b></font><p>What if it is he, pushing us down with His Noodly Appendages, that causes the force. ... or maybe just that He enjoys touching us ... <!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote> <BR> <BR> <BR>That may get the kid off on the total wrong foot Neal, maybe you should rethink your gospel with that kind of teaching!!! <BR> <BR>[But do it here and not in my NCT section, OK??]

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#2 03-11-09 8:15 pm

bob_2
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Re: The Gospel of the Flying Speghetti Monster

<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/0812976568#reader" target=_top>http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Mons ter/dp/0812976568#reader</a>

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