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<font color="0000ff"><font size="+1">Two of the greatest virtues in life...Patience & Wisdom</font></font> <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.atomorrow.net/discus/messages/22/435.jpg" alt="Patience & Wisdom">
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That really stinks, Maggie, or potentially so!!!<img src="http://www.atomorrow.net/discus/clipart/proud.gif" border=0>
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<font color="0000ff">...potentially...</font> <BR> <BR>Yeah, the little striped kitties have a lot of, um, potential. <IMG SRC="http://www.atomorrow.net/discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":-)" BORDER=0> <BR> <BR> <BR><font size="+1"><font color="0000ff"><i>Look mommy, kittens!</i></font></font> <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.atomorrow.net/discus/messages/22/445.jpg" alt="kittens">
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See, Pauli, you have nothing to worry about.... <BR> <BR><img src="http://www.atomorrow.net/discus/messages/22/447.jpg" alt="offical">
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Baby preacher: <BR> <BR><a href="http://apostoliclive.com/play.php?vid=492" target="_blank">http://apostoliclive.com/play.php?vid=492</a> <BR> <BR><font size="-2">Well...mebbe not so funny....</font>
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What's this all about? <BR> <BR><a href="http://sdacaricatures.blogspot.com/search/label/Hiram%20Edson" target=_top>http://sdacaricatures.blogspot.com/search/label/Hi ram%20Edson</a> <BR> <BR>Cadge
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Ethanol. Silliness <IMG SRC="http://www.atomorrow.net/discus/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":-)" BORDER=0>
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Satan vists the church <BR> <BR>One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families. <BR> <BR>Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." <BR> <BR>Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't." <BR> <BR>Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
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<b>Signs seen near church <BR> <BR>The following are actual signs found on church property.</b> <BR> <BR> <BR>"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins." <BR> <BR>"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!" <BR> <BR>An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets." <BR> <BR> <BR>"Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!" <BR> <BR>A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed." <BR> <BR>"People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." <BR> <BR>"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee." <BR> <BR>"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!" <BR> <BR>"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright." <BR> <BR>"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday." <BR> <BR>"Fight truth decay-study the Bible daily." <BR> <BR>"How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking?" <BR> <BR>"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives" <BR> <BR>"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world." <BR> <BR>"Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children." <BR> <BR>"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin." <BR> <BR>"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church." <BR> <BR>"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." <BR> <BR>"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again." <BR> <BR>"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon." <BR> <BR>"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" ---> (U R) <BR> <BR>"Forbidden fruit creates many jams." <BR> <BR>"In the dark? Follow the Son." <BR> <BR>"Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up." <BR> <BR>"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
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That may be true but McCain and Steele haven't acted like leaders. The need to let Romney or Palin speech like a leader, but until then, yeah kiss Rush's backside. Steele is pathetic. His job is to arrange Republican candidates for the next election and he's just smiling for the TV.
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Noah's story, the modern version: <BR> <BR>(making the rounds) <BR> <BR><a href="http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t133/noah.htm" target=_top>http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t133/noah.htm</a>
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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I love that one, John. Have heard it before but the pictures make it even better. <BR> <BR>renie
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After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." <BR> <BR>"Me neither, Doc," said the husband. "But she's a good cook and the kids seem to like her."
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HaHaHeeeeHee. I'm saving that one. <BR> <BR>renie
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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. <BR> <BR>Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed. <BR> <BR>Nun: I think that would be okay. <BR> <BR>They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later... <BR> <BR>Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold. <BR> <BR>Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does) <BR> <BR>Ten minutes later... <BR> <BR>Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. <BR> <BR>Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does) <BR> <BR>Ten minutes later... <BR> <BR>Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night. <BR> <BR>Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket.
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Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour. <BR> <BR>Sarah: That's nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!
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Two Inuit newlyweds spent the night together. The next morning, the bride found out she was six months pregnant. <BR> <BR>From the CANADIAN version of the Readers' Digest.
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Sorry, Sirje, you gotta paint a picture on that one, I don't get it.
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Bob <BR> <BR>If you are that slow don't be a dunce and admit it on a public forum.
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I don't get it either. And I am a BIG joke collector. Do you have to be Inuit to get it? <BR> <BR>renie
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Pssst, its above the Arctic Circle. <BR> <BR>They could have been married in early spring and not had the "next morning" for 6 months. <BR> <BR>Sirje, that was an excellent joke. Thanks.
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is that why Santa lives up there? so he can have 24 hr daze all summer to supervise the ChiCom plants making our toys out of recycled beer cans and lead paint? <BR> <BR>and it might have been late fall when the Inuit couple crawled into the marital igloo for 6 months of bliss or darkness, whichever came first....followed 6 months L8r by morning.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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I'll sit in the corner right next to Bob's spot for a moment, cause I had to think twice before getting that one too!!! <BR><img src="http://www.atomorrow.net/discus/messages/22/1049.jpg" alt="">
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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I'm sitting here and I can't stop laughing. You guys are just crazy. <BR> <BR>Love ya all. <BR> <BR>renie
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